Well maybe that's because there aren't any.
You'll never hear Jade Gulliver complain about stilettos in the old fashion way again! Thanks to this wacked out new fashion trend of eliminating the heels off high heel shoes, those game enough to try will experience pain on a whole new level.
Not since foot binding have I found something so ludicrous and painful, talked up to be totally in and a la mode: of course, if Posh is workin' them then it's ok. We'll all bow at her greatness and fork out $800AUD for these Marc Jacobs reverse heel monstrosities.
Having said that though; y'all know David Lim is probably browsing eBay as we speak, trying to find a pair in his size.
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